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	<title>The T3sk3y Defenestrator &#187; Funny</title>
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	<description>Defenestration n : the act of throwing someone or something out of a window</description>
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		<title>One of the many reasons I hate Apple</title>
		<link>http://t3sk3y.com/2008/02/01/one-of-the-many-reasons-i-hate-apple/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like the Green Bay Packers, it&#8217;s the fanboys that drive me bananas.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Like the Green Bay Packers, it&#8217;s the fanboys that drive me bananas.</p>
<p><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2395/2225633651_c6be2292ee_o.jpg" height="573" width="430" /></p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a legend in my own mind.</title>
		<link>http://t3sk3y.com/2008/01/17/im-a-legend-in-my-own-mind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:18:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While digging through some old photo boxes, I came across a funny collection of old pictures from the late-90&#8242;s that I had to scan and post.  It was a bunch of pictures from my weekend warrior wedding singer days that needed to see the light of day again.  At this point in my life, I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While digging through some old photo boxes, I came across a funny collection of old pictures from the late-90&#8242;s that I had to scan and post.  It was a bunch of pictures from my weekend warrior wedding singer days that needed to see the light of day again.  At this point in my life, I was playing 45+ weekends a year &#8211; many of which were 3 or 4 day weekends.  It was a fun time &#8211; but I didn&#8217;t have much of a life outside of the band.</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://teskey.smugmug.com/photos/244036967-O.jpg" rel="lightbox[387]"><img src="http://teskey.smugmug.com/photos/244036967-S.jpg" height="196" width="400" /></a><br />
<em>Jammin&#8217; with the BORN Bombers</em></p>
<p>Here are some of the best shots from that era.  I&#8217;ve got pictures from all four bands I played in at one time or another:</p>
<ul>
<li>The Great Impostors</li>
<li>The Classic Renowns</li>
<li>The BORN Bombers</li>
<li>Fat Rudy</li>
</ul>
<p>Check &#8216;em out over at SmugMug: <a href="http://teskey.smugmug.com/gallery/4177132/1/244036967">link</a></p>
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		<title>You&#8217;ve got your peanut butter on my chocolate!</title>
		<link>http://t3sk3y.com/2007/12/10/youve-got-your-peanut-butter-on-my-chocolate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always maintained that there are three &#8216;cornerstone&#8217; foods.  A cornerstone food is something, that when added to another food, improves it.  I have successfully identified two of the three cornerstone foods: Bacon Peanut Butter ???? So, what I&#8217;m saying is that there aren&#8217;t any foods that aren&#8217;t improved by the addition of either bacon, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve always maintained that there are three &#8216;cornerstone&#8217; foods.  A cornerstone food is something, that when added to another food, improves it.  I have successfully identified two of the three cornerstone foods:</p>
<ul>
<li>Bacon</li>
<li>Peanut Butter</li>
<li>????</li>
</ul>
<p>So, what I&#8217;m saying is that there aren&#8217;t any foods that aren&#8217;t improved by the addition of either bacon, peanut butter, or the third food.  Unfortunately, I haven&#8217;t figured out the third yet.  I suspect it&#8217;s Golden Raisins, but it doesn&#8217;t fit everything &#8211; yet.  Maybe that means there are four cornerstone foods.</p>
<p align="left">As examples:</p>
<ul>
<li>Chocolate = good, chocolate plus peanut butter = better.</li>
<li>Chicken = good, chicken plus either bacon OR peanut butter (think Thai food) = better</li>
</ul>
<p>Just to prove my point:</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://teskey.smugmug.com/photos/230977640-X3.jpg" /></p>
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		<title>He did the Monster Mash</title>
		<link>http://t3sk3y.com/2007/10/31/he-did-the-monster-mash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>

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		<title>Chicken, Chicken: Chicken!</title>
		<link>http://t3sk3y.com/2007/10/08/chicken-chicken-chicken/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[http://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf This can only mean one thing.. the 2007 Ig Nobel prizes are out! 2007 Ig Nobel Prizes]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf">http://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf</a></p>
<p>This can only mean one thing.. the 2007 Ig Nobel prizes are out!</p>
<p><a href="http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20071005-ig-nobels-go-to-sword-swallowing-gay-bomb.html">2007 Ig Nobel Prizes </a></p>
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		<title>Photo Tip of the Day</title>
		<link>http://t3sk3y.com/2007/08/27/photo-tip-of-the-day/</link>
		<comments>http://t3sk3y.com/2007/08/27/photo-tip-of-the-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cool Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been doing a lot of photo editing lately.. and I wanted to share a few tips with all of you. The flash is your best friend and your worst enemy. It can make a bad picture look better, and it can ruin a perfectly decent one. For example &#8211; when in doubt, turn it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been doing a lot of photo editing lately.. and I wanted to share a few tips with all of you.</p>
<p>The flash is your best friend and your worst enemy.  It can make a bad picture look better, and it can ruin a perfectly decent one.</p>
<p>For example &#8211; when in doubt, turn it on outdoors.  If your subject is in any kind of shadow &#8211; including their own (i.e. when the sun is behind them) &#8211; turn on the flash.  It lights them up and makes it look a lot more natural.</p>
<p>Indoors &#8211; it&#8217;s a bit of a given.  If you are using a point-n-shoot, there isn&#8217;t much you can do about it &#8211; you&#8217;re going to get the &#8220;deer in the headlights&#8217; overflashed look.  If you&#8217;ve got a flash with any kind of bounce &#8211; like on an external flash &#8211; aim that baby at the ceiling and let the light naturally reflect down.  We are, as humans, very accustomed to the light being from above rather than straight on.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a quick example to show you that I think will convince you all.  It&#8217;s the same picture taken with flash and without flash &#8211; I think you&#8217;ll see the difference.</p>
<p><a href="http://teskey.smugmug.com/photos/187129906-O.jpg" target="_blank" rel="lightbox[352]">Comparison of Taking a Picture With Flash and Without Flash </a></p>
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		<title>Really great eBay feedback</title>
		<link>http://t3sk3y.com/2007/04/26/really-great-ebay-feedback/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 18:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have no idea how this all started &#8211; or what this person has been trying to sell (if anything). The link: http://tinyurl.com/2r6ouj]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have no idea how this all started &#8211; or what this person has been trying to sell (if anything).</p>
<p>The link:</p>
<pre><a href="http://tinyurl.com/2r6ouj" class="moz-txt-link-freetext">http://tinyurl.com/2r6ouj</a></pre>
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		<title>Funny things seen on Gmail</title>
		<link>http://t3sk3y.com/2007/04/13/funny-things-seen-on-gmail/</link>
		<comments>http://t3sk3y.com/2007/04/13/funny-things-seen-on-gmail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 16:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I recently switched the backend hosting for the t3sk3y.com domain to Google Hosted apps.  This includes the Gmail app to check my t3sk3y.com e-mail. Gmail gives you some small 1-liner ads on the side as part of the &#8216;free service&#8217; deal &#8211; but it&#8217;s really unobtrusive.  The funny part is that it tries to suggest [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently switched the backend hosting for the t3sk3y.com domain to Google Hosted apps.  This includes the Gmail app to check my t3sk3y.com e-mail.</p>
<p>Gmail gives you some small 1-liner ads on the side as part of the &#8216;free service&#8217; deal &#8211; but it&#8217;s really unobtrusive.  The funny part is that it tries to suggest links that match what you are reading in your e-mail.  My favorite part is when I clean out the Spam folder.  Gmail makes a point of suggesting things related to Spam &#8211; in this case, links to Spam recipes.</p>
<p>With no further adieu, here is a list of the scrumptious morsels that Gmail has suggested that I add to my culinary repertoire:</p>
<ul>
<li>Spam Imperial Tortilla Sandwiches</li>
<li>Spam Veggie Pita Pockets</li>
<li>Vineyard Spam Salad</li>
<li>Ginger Spam Salad</li>
<li>Spam Confetti Pasta</li>
<li>Spam Hashbrown Bake</li>
<li>Creamy Spam Broccoli Casserole</li>
</ul>
<p>Yum.  How long until lunch?</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Hassle the Hoff</title>
		<link>http://t3sk3y.com/2007/02/15/dont-hassle-the-hoff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 20:12:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is even more wrong.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is even more wrong.</p>
<p><img src="http://teskey.smugmug.com/photos/129847062-L.gif" title="Don't Hassle the Hoff" alt="Don't Hassle the Hoff" align="bottom" height="340" width="220" /></p>
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		<title>This is so wrong.</title>
		<link>http://t3sk3y.com/2007/02/15/this-is-so-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 20:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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