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The T3sk3y Defenestrator

Oh, I want this to happen so bad.

I really hope the Vikings sign this guy right now:

Brett Farve as a punk

Number Four at Eighteen

Oh, don’t get me wrong.  I hate him as much as any red blooded Vikings fan goes.  Why then am I so excited about having him play for the ‘Queens?

See – it’s like this.  Several years ago – and my wife will vouch for this – I predicted he would end his career with the Vikings.  When I made this rash prediction, I was told in no uncertain terms that I was nuts and that he’d finish his career with the team he led to the Super Bowl.

I disagreed, and explained one simple fact.

All great quarterbacks come to Minnesota to die.

Let’s look at the list:

  • Archie Manning
  • Jim McMahon
  • Randall Cunningham
  • Warren Moon
  • Jeff George
  • Brad Johnson

.. and so forth.

Anyway, I swore it would happen someday – and when it did, all would fall to the ground professing my genius.  Actually, I’m not looking for anything other than acknowledgement of having called it back when nobody would believe me.

Imagine my surprise when the rumors started that he wanted to come out of retirement and perhaps wanted to play for the Vikes.  Of course, it really wasn’t that much of a surprise.. I *knew* it was going to come to pass.

Who is that fella?  It’s Brett Fahvvvv-reh.  Faaaav-rah.  Faaaahhhv-reee.. ah, whatever.

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