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Great iTunes add-on..

I stumbled across a great iTunes Library management tool called idleTunes while browsing over at Lifehacker. It’s great.. the current feature list is:

  • Find and insert album artwork into tracks
  • Copy iTunes playlists to any MP3 player
  • Export iTunes playlists as M3U, PLS, or B4S
  • Remove “dead” tracks from your library
  • Create playlists for all of the albums in your library
  • Create playlists for all of the artists in your library
  • Delete user playlists
  • It’s very sweet.. check it out if you are an iTunes user! idleTunes can be found at: idleTunes

Top 11 Geek Pick-up lines

You know.. I’m pretty sure Heather fell victim to a couple of these:

11. I entered the probability equation into my TI-89 Titanium Graphing calculator and it predicted you would go out with me, see! (hold up calculator)
10. What’s a nice girl like you doing on an unsecured webcam like this?
9. Can I have a large coffee with sugar and your phone number, please?
8. Do you prefer the static or expanding universe theory more? Because, since I first saw you, I’m expanding.
7. That Princess Leia slave girl outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
6. You make me want to be an honest man, and register all my shareware.
5. Yes, that is a real light saber replica in my pocket, but I’m still happy to see you.
4. You’re so beautiful, I’d take my Steve Austin action figure out of its original packaging for you.
3. Do you want to come back to my place, and we can prank call George Lucas?
2. I don’t mean to disturb you, but Heisenberg’s Uncertainly Principle said I already did that by observing you.
1. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven, because F=ma and your acceleration after falling that far would be incredible.

(reprinted from BBSpot)

You’re so 1984..

Check out this rediculous project that involves archiving all manner of cassette tapes from the past:

Boy, I’m stunned at how many of these I recognize!

I’ve been Hypnotized..

It’s a bold statement and effort to do a double album these days.. especially one where the two halves are 6 months apart.

All hail System of a Down.. Part II of the Mezmerize / Hypnotize double album was released yesterday and it kicks ass.

What a great way to make the last day before the holidays go by a little quicker..

Now THAT takes BALLS!

You know you’ve always wanted to do this..

Bravia Commercial

And, here’s the “making of” film. Yes, they really did it.

Bravia Commercial, behind the scenes

Thanks to Kyle and Anderiv for hosting..

Goin’ Out West

I’m not a big Tom Waits fan, but Gov’t Mule’s cover of his song “Goin’ Out West” is killer. The lyrics totally crack me up:

Well I know karate, voodoo too
I’m gonna make myself available to you
I don’t need no make up
I got real scars
I got hair on my chest
I look good without a shirt

Well I don’t lose my composure
In a high speed chase
Well my friends think I’m ugly
I got a masculine face
I got some dragstrip courage
I can really drive a bed
I’m gonna change my name
To Hannibal or maybe
Just Rex
Change my name to Hannibal
Or maybe just Rex

Those are manly lyrics if I’ve ever seen ‘em!

Bangalore 2005 – Epilogue

I *swear* – this is the last time I’m going to talk about the Bangalore trip.

My luggage finally showed up on Thursday evening, more or less intact. The art prints presented as gifts by our hosts got smashed inside, resulting in broken glass all over. It didn’t seem to grind or slice anything – so no worries. I also had hand sanitizer all over the inside of my shaving case. Thankfully, that evaporates..

After about a week, I think I’m finally back on track. Even though you get back on a sleeping schedule pretty quickly, it takes a while to get out of suddenly getting tired at 5 PM. My commute home on Friday evening was a rough one – it could have been 3AM for as tired as I was. After a weekend of normal sleep and activity, I feel human again.

Now I’ve got about 2 months until I may get to do it all over again.. but to Chennai this time..

As found on Smugmug

I made the featured galleries page on Smugmug (my photo hosting site) with my Bangalore pictures!

Cool..

Found on Smugmug

Party like it’s 1999!

Google at a record $403/share?

Welcome back to the new economy!

Bangalore 2005 – The Last Day

Well, after two weeks.. this appears to be my last post in the Bangalore saga. It’s Wednesday night, I’m home in Chaska, and I still don’t have my luggage. It appears that it went from Paris to Minneapolis tonight, but there’s no word from NWA. I really hope it shows up tomorrow!

My last day in Bangalore was spent sightseeing and shopping around the town of Bangalore. I spent the morning sleeping in and repacking to try to get everything in. It was a very tight squeeze.. but somehow my suitcase closed.

Naveen picked me up at noon to set out for the day. Our first stop was the Lalbagh Botannical Gardens in Bangalore. This was another spot originally laid out by Tipu Sultan and his father, Hyder Ali. The Brits really took ahold of it and made it a proper garden park. Of course, there was now trash absolutely everywhere to be seen. Still, it was a nice walk around on a sunny afternoon. The disappointing part was when I found out that even though it was 5 Rupees to get in (about 10 cents), my guide was 450INR for a half-hour. The tour lasted about 2 hours. That translated into about $40. Nothing in India costs that much, so I didn’t have near enough money. I gave him $25 and said ‘enough’.. which was good because I found out that they were only supposed to be 450INR per HOUR.


Some Muslem schoolgirls walking in Lalbagh Gardens

After I took a short lunch break back at the restaurant Tandoor, it was time to do a little more shopping. Naveen dropped me off in the area around M.G. Road where there are a lot of shops. I first went to a grocery store to get curry and other spices to take home for Heather and some others. Next, I went book shopping. Books are very cheap in India.. they are on flimsier paper and are about 20% of the price that they are in the US. I bought a $60 book on Photoshop for about $10. The funny part is that books by popular Western authors are full price.. and in either USD or Pounds Sterling!

When darkness fell, we went to the Vidhan Soudha – the state administration building. There wasn’t really anything to see there other than the fact that they light it up at night and it makes a good picture. It looks old, but it was built in 1969.

From there, we went to ISKCON temple.. which I later found out was a Hare Krishna temple. This was a gleaming white palace on top of a hill, brightly lit and very fancy. One thing I noticed was that it wasn’t run down like the rest of the temples I’ve been to.. it seems that a lot of money goes in to it. My driver also said that pretty much only foreigners go to it. Being that the Krishnas are a cult, I think I know where all that money is going!


ISKCON temple in Bangalore

I saved the best for last. We went to see the most rediculous and the most preposterous thing I saw during my entire trip. Naveen took me to a giant toy and department store called “Kids Kemp”. It looked like a huge Disney castle, brightly lit. On the way in, they had this huge sign:


Yes, the path to enlightenment lies through a Toys-R-Us

As soon as you get in, all the store employees shuffle you toward the “Shiva Temple”. Of course, you quickly realize that you are queuing through the rows of merchandise on the way in. Once you weave your way through the trinkets, you see something straight out of a theme park.. the 65 foot statue of Shiva, all lit up. Somebody call Universal Studios Islands of Adventure.. somebody stole their Shiva Statue!


Hindu temple, built by Disney

This was too much. I quickly saw all the businssmonks collecting rupees for all manner of service and I decided that I had had enough. I had no desire to pay somebody to watch my shoes just to be fleeced for more cash at a toy store. I whirled around and hightailed it out, calling Naveen to pick me up as I walked through the store.

I still had 3 hours to kill before going to the airport, so I went back to the Park Hotel for dinner at i.Talia where I nearly fell asleep in my pizza. When I was done, I went to the i.Bar in the Park and sipped a Pepsi while I read and changed into my sweats for the long flight home.

At midnight, Naveen picked me up and we went to the airport. It wasn’t as chaotic as the entry, but the 2.5 hours I had to wait for the plane was painful. The plane was only 1/3 full, so I had a full row to myself. Thank heavens for minor miracles! I inflated my big lap pillow and settled in for the flight. I zonked out somewhere over Mumbai and woke up somewhere over Budapest. This is where things went awry.

In Paris, I started by fighting with a security guard to allow me to take my camera case (my third bag) with me and not check it. Next, my flight to Amsterdam (as you read), was delayed 3 hours. This caused me to miss my 2:10 flight from Amsterdam to Minneapolis. It finally left at 1:30 and I arrived in Amsterdam at 3:00. My rescheduled 4:30 flight was already boarding, so I had to sprint to the gate. They had no clue who I was and what my story was but they were able to squeeze me on.. in an exit row by myself, no less! This was on a nearly jammed full plane, too. This flight was mindlessly boring and I arrived in Minneapolis to rain and snow (yay!) at about 6:30 PM. And, as I mentioned, my bag never did show up.

Well, that’s it.. no more updates for this trip. My next travel journal will either be from a ski trip or China. We’ll see! Thanks a lot for reading.

All my pictures can be found at:
Bangalore 2005 Pictures

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