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The T3sk3y Defenestrator

Ever wanted your own pinball?

It’s time to make some room in the T3sk3y arcade – and to make less room in yours?

I’m going to sell my Charlie’s Angels pinball machine so that I can replace it with something else. I’ve got it all tuned up, lots of new parts & plastics, new legs, new glass, and so forth. It’s working 100% and is totally cleaned up.

I’m asking $450 for it – a pretty good deal since I know of 4 others for sale around the country for $600-900. So, if anybody out there knows somebody that would be interested in a vintage machine, please pass this info on.

There are some not-so-current pictures at:

Gottlieb Charlie’s Angels

I’ll post some new ones soon showing all the cleanups and fixups.

So, what will I be replacing it with? An all time classic…

Williams Black Knight

New Feature – Audioscrobbler Link

If you ever feel the need to engage in a little audio voyeurism – I’ve added a section on the right sidebar that lists what I’m currently listening to – wherever I may be. It’s pulling the information from Audioscrobbler and posting it here on the Defenestrator.

If there’s nothing listed, well – I haven’t listened to anything within the past few hours.

30 days – April 19th

Aww.. that’s the cutest little curly-cue!

See all pictures at: 30 Days of Bedhead

30 days – April 18th

Getting fuzzier by the day! You can tell this was early by the darkness of the photo…

See all pictures at: 30 Days of Bedhead

Really funny chat logs

There’s a site out there that archives really funny quotes from instant message chats, IRC, and other chatrooms. Many are not work or family friendly – but there are some real gems in there. Here are some of my favorites:

The Fonz playing DDR would be like, him standing there looking cool throughout the song, but not stepping on anything. Then, right as the results screen came up, he’d whack the side of the monitor and it would give him an AAA.
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Magustol: what about a geek nightclub?
Adam r the God: what? instead of a dancefloor, just a bunch of DDR machines?
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< @Porn-Star> do u reckon really geeky Klingons learn english?
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where’s pacman when you need him?
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Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
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the “bishop” came to our church today
he was a impostor
never once moved diagonally
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I’m ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em… Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I’m gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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Check out many many many (like, 28k of ‘em many) more at Bash.org

T3sk3y’s Trains

For those that don’t know, my dad has become the “Marshall Fields” of the model train world over the past few years. On any given weekend, Teskey’s Trains is set up for a railroad show somewhere in the 10-state region. Many dealers have a couple of tables, some have a few. Pops has 10, and they are right inside the door. He has all manner of model train doojizmos – engines, cars, scenery, books, videos, maps, heck – even clothing.

I know this because I carried it all on Saturday – and tried like crazy to sell most of it.

Sometimes big shows get double-booked on the same weekend. When that happens, Pa T3ks3y splits the booth and calls in the B-squad to work the ‘smaller show’. The ‘smaller show’, in this case, had 10 tables. I’m the B-squad, and the ‘smaller show’ was in Woodbury. Last weekend only – Teskey’s Trains had something no other booth had – a booth babe. I was able to cajole Heather, the Queen of the T3sk3y compound, into joining my brother and I at the booth.

Heather quickly decided that she was going to man the till – since this required no industry knowledge whatsoever. Growing up with a dad and brother that were train fanatics, a substantial amount managed to rub off over the years. I’m also a pretty good bullshitter – so I worked the crowd along with my brother.

The boss (Pa T3sk3y) told us to be in Woodbury at 7 AM to set up. Since Woodbury is a 50 minute drive from the T3sk3y compound in Chaska, we needed to roll out of bed at about 5:30 AM. When we woke up at 6:15 – we realized we were going to be a little late. As it turned out, they didn’t let anybody set up until 8 – so we would have stood around for an hour. (Note for the future: Dad, you don’t need to be there at 7!). With some great help from Hoop, Gary, and Jim, we had the booth set up by 9:30.

Being that it was a fairly nice spring day, the crowd was actually fairly decent. Things were pretty steady from 10 until 1 PM, interrupted only by breaks for some greasy sloppy joes and some “Woodbury Bars”. Things tailed off pretty fast in the early afternoon. By 2:30, we decided to break the booth down and start packing up. By 3:30, we had everything reloaded into the van. The interesting point was the number of people that stopped by to comment, “Wow! You guys are really fast! We are usually waiting for John to finish loading!”

All in all, it was an interesting experience. A full day on your feet accompanied by hauling 10 tables full of stuff took the wind out of me – but Heather and I still had a fun time.

Here’s some pics to prove our tale:

Teskey’s Trains in Woodbury

30 days – April 17th

Ack! I’m getting over a week behind in posting these – I’ve got a really good log of shaggy bedheads coming up! Today’s dumb filter – “Vignette”

See all pictures at: 30 Days of Bedhead

30 days – April 16th

Today’s stupid graphic filter is: Wind! That’s probably the last thing that this hairdo needed.

See all pictures at: 30 Days of Bedhead

Note: there are some really great bedheads coming in the next few days – my hair is finally growing to the point where it has lots of loft!

30 days – April 15th

It’s still “Bad Filter” week at the Defenestrator. Today’s crazy filter is called “Diffuse Glow”. It kind of gives the “Night of the Living Dead” look!

See all pictures at: 30 Days of Bedhead

Mad Skillz, Part II

Here’s the second contender for the Dance Dance Revolution throne:

One Legged DDR

Now – I’d be impressed if he juggled while doing this..

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